Mohawks and MooMoos
Downtown on the way to dinner at a crosswalk we saw the most ridiculous crew of scooterers. On one side were three nerds on self balancing scooters with flouresent mohawks attached to their helmets, and on the other side were two older heavyset ladies in Moo-moos on mobility scooters. The two women eyed up the nerds as they were crossing the street and said to eachother " I bet OUR scooters are faster than those things" and sped off. I was laughing. These riff-raffs should just have a race and find that 12.5mph max, varooommmm.